Nick Penner
November 19, 2019

Proposing a new scoring system: the Guillotine

Nick proposes a brand new scoring system for the league, the Guillotine system, and goes through some of the pros and cons using real life examples.

Cam MacInnis
September 12, 2019

2019 Finals Endorsements

Cam continues in the spirit of Wartortle with more painfully short "articles."

Flex Fox
September 10, 2019

2019 Finals Preview

Nick is still out, so your suffering continues.

Flex Fox
September 3, 2019

Playoff Round 1 Review / Round 2 Preview

An All-Star cast of special guests brings you another exciting episode of The Weekly Show!

Ian Stadelmann
August 28, 2019

Yearly Division Recap

Stads runs the numbers on how each divsion performed in 2019 and figures out how they stacked up!

Nick Penner
August 26, 2019

2019 Week 20 Review / Playoff Round 1 Preview

Nick, Jeremiah, and Stads review the "go-big-or-go-home" Week 20 and take a look at the first round of what promises to be an incredibly exciting postseason.

Nick Penner
August 21, 2019

2019 Week 19 Review / Week 20 Preview

Nick and Stads examine whose heart's broke in Week 19, whose will break in Week 20, and how to overcome technical difficulties while podcasting!

Cam MacInnis
August 19, 2019

2019 Week 20 Projections

WARTORTLE delivers its final projections for both Week 20 AND the playoffs!

Nick Penner
August 16, 2019

Season 3 Episode 4: Flex would not have thought this league would have lasted this long

On the season finale of Better Know An Owner special guest Flex sits down with Nick to talk Flex Fox origins, slaps, and play the greatest game ever of Marry, Fuck, Kill.

Cam MacInnis
August 14, 2019

2019 Week 19 Projections

With the playoff race narrowing WARTORTLE reacts to a couple of big wins and critical loses.

Nick Penner
August 14, 2019

2019 Week 18 Review / Week 19 Preview

With the season reaching a dramatic crescendo it's Nick, Stads, and Ben who look at a frenetic past week, a crucial coming week, and some vanity stats along the way.

Nick Penner
August 8, 2019

Season 3 Episode 3: Lim does whatever he wants

The third episode of this season of Better Know An Owner features Nick and Lim discussing neutral cities, older sisters, and Communism.

Nick Penner
August 7, 2019

2019 Week 17 Review / Week 18 Preview

Nick, Jeremiah, and a special guest co-host review a week where the impossible happened and preview a week where the impossibler could just happen too!

Cam MacInnis
August 6, 2019

2019 Week 18 Projections

Find out what WARTORTLE believes your future holds as the season nears its end and the playoff race tightens!

Jatheesh Srikantharajah
August 2, 2019

2019 Midseason Minor League Rankings

Following the trade deadline Jatheesh takes a look at each owner's minor leaguers and evaluates who has the best system.

Nick Penner
July 31, 2019

2019 Week 16 Review / Week 17 Preview

Nick and Stads take a look at a curious Week 16 and preview a Week 17 that's absolutely jam packed with action!

Cam MacInnis
July 29, 2019

2019 Week 17 Projections

A tie, a wild card contender losing, and a newly resurgent Europa team all shake up this edition of the Weekly Projections.

Benoit Michon
July 25, 2019

2019 Week 16 Power Rankings

Ben offers a mix of tough love and earnest compassion in a power rankings that see just about every team on the move.

Nick Penner
July 25, 2019

Season 3 Episode 2: Luc cheered for Rougned Odor

The second episode of this season of Better Know An Owner sees Nick and Luc discuss gambling, good driving habits, and Joe Maddon.

Nick Penner
July 24, 2019

2019 Week 15 Review / Week 16 Preview

Nick, Jeremiah, and Stads are back at it with an incredibly tight week to review and an exceptionally promising week ahead.

Cam MacInnis
July 22, 2019

2019 Week 16 Projections

After a number of close matchups in Week 15 the playoff projections are looking a lot different for many owners!

Nick Penner
July 18, 2019

Season 3 Episode 1: Ben will make you smile, holy moly!

The third season of Better Know an Owner kicks off with Ben talking about strip clubs, Mozart, and banking.

Nick Penner
July 17, 2019

2019 Week 14 Review / Week 15 Preview

Nick and Stads have their hands full with this episode of The Weekly Show between the Bowl Week, Trade Deadline, Cottage Weekend, Week 15, and much more!

Nick Penner
July 12, 2019

2019 Trade Deadline Day Preview

On the morning of the trade deadline Nick takes a look at some of the biggest questions that will be answered today.

Garth MacInnis
July 9, 2019

2019 Week 14 Power Rankings

Garth M, the league's most secretive member, offers tantalizing insights for an extra special edition of the power rankings.

Cam MacInnis
July 5, 2019

2019 Trade Deadline Preview

Cam takes a look at each owner and breaks down who intends to do what at the upcoming 2019 Trade Deadline.