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2024 Week 12 Power Rankings

Changes are from Jeremiah’s rankings from Week 7. 

1. Jeffrey Chow (+1)   

I need someone to check the baseballs they’re using in Yankees games to confirm that they’re juicing it for them again. 

2. Flex (-1).  

I’m getting a losing in the finals vibe here, so #2 it is. Deep down I suspect this would be Flex’s most enjoyed outcome. 

3. Squirtle Squad (+2)

We’re just good. 

4. Ryan Neeson (-).  

Lost Acuna, but made the right decision to dump him and try to win now. The bats improving will get evened out by some pitcher injuries. 

5. Jemil (-2)  

The bats have gotta get better. Royce Lewis has been dynamite since coming back, but it hurts to see Jo Adell as the utility bat. 

6. Garth Newton (+3).

Making the right moves to try and win. Probably needs more, but not that much more to pose a bigger threat.  

7. Jeremiah (-1)

Feeling an indecisive vibe here. 

8. Midland Raccoons (+5)   

Crazy that Bobby Witt is actually underperforming his expected stats. Currently my pick to win Europa, if they don’t manage to make the playoffs. 

9. Ben (-1).  

The bullpen is nice, but the starting pitching is lacking. Probably a playoff team, but not yet one that people are scared of. 

10. Mike (+7).  

I rate the pitching, I like that Mike’s trying to add to his team, but the bats need some upgrades.

11. Ian (+5).  

The unluckiest team with the highest points scored against. The second-best team in Europa right now, and maybe the team with the most to gain from a big Europa run.

12. Graeme (-5).   

If you own Lance Lynn, you are not serious about winning. 

13. Chris (-2).   

Mid.

14. The Man (-2).  

The bats are underrated, but the pitching has a ways to go. 

15. Tyler (+6).  

You can just copy-paste anything we’ve ever said about Ash and it’d be true here too. 

16. Jeffrey Lim (+3).  

Skenes looks ridiculous. Pitching’s the way forward here. 

17. RKR (-2). 

Praying the Yankees also waste Soto’s historical season by flaming out in the playoffs. 

18. Aidan (-6)

A tough place to be, but Aidan’s gotta avoid the pressure to trade off core assets. It has not been a sellers’ market this year. 

19. Richard Tillo (-5)  

More like regular season Jimmy Butler. 

20. Garth MacInnis (-2).  

This team concept needs the Jays to actually be good to work.